The Madman Diaries

I just noticed something...

If you're a young white male living in the South and you're looking to get laid, all you have to do is JOIN THE ARMED FORCES. I don't know about you, but ever notice that a lot of girls down here in the South, especially white girls, LOVE a man in uniform? You will always see a young serviceman with his "high school sweetheart", or the equivalent, by their side anytime before or after they go out to war.

I can try that method, but lo, I am neither white nor willing to join the military. I also happen to be a conscientious objector to war. It also doesn't help that I harbor pessimistic attitudes towards the South.

C'est la vie,